bob-belcher:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of television shows that you don’t watch or care about

scryptixdoodles:

scryptixdoodles:

tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing 

when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

malkshake:

More of these, now in shibes.

For sale at Redbubble in both Blue and Cream

Again, for free non commercial use.

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“rock” means “skirt” in german…so dwayne “the rock” johnson is really dwayne “the skirt” johnson, we’ve had it all wrong this whole time, guys

opossummypossum:

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

kickin-k:

ult93s:

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

It doesn’t matter if you lose all feeling in your body, you don’t move until it is done cuddling.